“The unthinkable has become reality… Like oh so many before them, weeks have turned to months for this pair of lovebirds. No two wallpapers are the same. The possibilities, much like time itself has begun descending into an unescapable void, a cataclysmic chasm without rhyme or reason. Days ago (or was it weeks ago…?) the lovebirds decided to split up in order to cover more ground, and that is precisely how long it has been since they have seen each other, let alone another living soul for that matter. The local windows and wallpapers surplus supply specialty store has been expanding into new markets to make the decision of what to buy that much ore taxing. Shelving units, the latest fad within the lovebird community have literally been flying off the shelves. The decision of what to purchase is not to be taken lightly.” ~The third instalment of the bizarre chronicles of two lovebirds trying to pick out some wallpaper.