Looking for a unique and eye-catching addition to your collection of artwork? Look no further than this stunning painting of a Texas-style still life painting featuring a bottle of Dos Equis beer, a mug, and peanuts.
The Most Interesting peanut in the world.
I bet you’re wondering where the idea for this painting came from. Well, I’ll tell you anyway.
It’s the story of the most interesting peanut in the world.
I found out about the peanut in my travels to Mexico. I sat down in a bar called “Gin Gin” next to this immaculately styled gentleman, and he turned to me and said, “let me tell you an inside joke,” as he patted me on my back. I made a quick note to add that to my resume. His pronunciation was impeccable as he said he could make a peanut dance the Texas two-step. I laughed but then realized he was serious. He solemnly pulled this peanut out of his pocket and dropped it and off it went dancing the Texas two-step!! “Good Grief!” I exclaimed. “How did you do that?”
He said “I didn’t do it, the peanut did. It’s the most interesting peanut in the world. I give it to you as a gift.”
Here’s some of the reasons why you wish you owned the most interesting peanut in the world.
TMIPITW is a he of course. (Think about it)
When dropped from 3 feet, he always plays ‘shave and a haircut, 2 bits’ in perfect time.
As mentioned, when dropped from 4 feet, he dances the Texas two-step. .
When dropped from 5 feet, he dances the Flamenco
Any other peanut placed close to him will crack itself out of jealousy.
He can create peanut butter without cracking his shell.
He buys Cracker Jacks at ballgames.
Marks on his shell spell out the US constitution in Morse Code.
September 13 exists because of him.
Most people think he’s nuts, but he’s just a goober.
He went to the moon in Armstrong’s pocket and left the first non human foot print on the moon.
Howdy Doody watched and heckled him on stage.
A vast majority of the working population works for him.
So here is Texas still life, Dos, 30x40 with him and some fellow jealous peanuts and what else but a bottle of Dos Equis
- Subject Matter: Still life
- Collections: Bold, Shadow and Light, Still Life