G. Allen Hargrave unfastened his black satin garter belt and threw it in the air. It landed on the lawn.

He then stepped into his neighbor's unheated Jacuzzi.

When he began to sing "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy," three nearby dogs howled.

"Everyone's a critic!"

He sank into the water.

His neighbor turned on the lights.

"Thanks Bob."

G. Allen leaned his head back and saw stars.

A pack of coyotes sang in the canyon behind him.